In 1957, Thelonious Monk wrote the ballad “Crepuscule with Nellie” to honor his wonderful wife, who was then undergoing surgery for a thyroid ailment. (The tune is one of Monk’s dozen essentials, or so say the folks at Jazz.com, who love, as I do, his recently discovered Carnegie Hall recording with John Coltrane [Mp3].) The title, which translates to “Twilight with Nellie,” is intended to be all nice and cozy—or at least as nice and cozy as a Monk composition can get, Monk compositions being notorious, after all, for their jagged edges and sharp turns.
Which is why I love his decision to use the otherwise obscure word crepuscule. It may mean “twilight,” but its consonants are too jagged and sharp for anything that’s, you know, just pretty. Baudelaire dug this sort of ambiguity, too, and he began his poem “Le Crépuscule du soir” with a reference to the “charming, friendly evening of the criminal” (or “Voici le soir charmant, ami du criminel”). You can find the rest here, but basically it reads like a stern warning to impatient lovers.
And that’s a theme running through this mix. I don’t think I meant for it to, but it works, I guess, since I put these songs together for Molly on the down-on-one-knee occasion of proposing to her. (She said yes.) So you’ll find below all the Carter, Monk, and Conway, all the joy, the pain, and the Betty Davis of love. I know it only too well, and impatient fool that I am, I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with Molly.
1. Hello Darlin’ – Conway Twitty
This song starts out innocently enough. It’s charming, even, the way ol’ Conway, with his greased-back hair, comes on to an old love. But by the end, when he’s begging to touch her one last time, it gets all creepy. “Look up, darlin’, let me kiss you,” the man says, and who knows, maybe that sort of thing worked in 1970, when “Hello Darlin’” hit No. 1. Anyway, I kind of enjoy the creepiness. And hearing Conway (né Harold Lloyd Jenkins) sing takes me back to the days of AM radio and to a childhood immersed in Willie, Loretta, and Dolly, the Statler Brothers and George & Tammy. Ahhh, those are the ’70s that I remember . . .
2. Love, Oh Crazy Love – June Carter with Carl Smith
This is a comedy act as much as it’s a song, as this vintage roll of YouTube suggests. June comes off like a possessed Muppet (to steal from Molly) while her first husband Carl, a.k.a. Mister Country, plays the pre-“Hee Haw” role of hayseed straight man. Keep your ears open for a political reference obscure even for 1954. Mugwump or mugwomp? Such are the questions of little kids and poets:
Mugwomp, she says clearly, I love the sound of mugwomp.
Swamp, hump, humpback, tug, slug, the pilfered sounds
roll in the wake of her tongue, slashed from their moorings.
3. Sweet Sue, Just You – Freddy Valier’s String Swing Quartet
Here’s an American pop classic (penned by Will J. Harris and Victor Young) recorded by a Norwegian group in Oslo on December 5, 1938. Freddy Valier, it turns out, was born Fritjof Linnaae. The guitar, meanwhile, is heavily influenced by Django Reinhardt and comes from Robert Normann.
4. Dinah (Take 1) – Thelonious Monk
Understandably, Thelonious Sphere Monk (Pulitzer Prize laureate, by the way) is best known for his own angular compositions, but the way he approached the standards—from Duke to “Dinah”—was never short of startling. On this number, he heavy-breathes his way through the 1925 ditty popularized by Fats Waller (that genius of joie de vivre) and immortalized by Satchmo’s mugging—yet somehow he makes it new again.
5. Il fait si beau – Vincent Delerm
Since I don’t really speak French and have no idea what he’s saying (something about the weather, I think), I can only guess that a decent way to describe Delerm would be Charles Aznavour + sense of humor, or a chanson on wry, hold the cheese.
6. Good Taste Tip (No. 1) – The Shangri-Las
Like Linda Lyndell coming up, the Shangri-Las were white girls trafficking (rather successfully) in ’60s R&B. Amy Winehouse might be the modern-day equivalent, although one suspects that she won’t ever cut radio spots on how to impress a man. Wouldn’t it be awesome, though, if she did?
7. Anti-Love Song – Betty Davis
“Betty was too young and wild for the things I expected from a woman,” Miles Davis said about his wife of one year, née Betty Mabry. “[She] was a free spirit, she was raunchy and all that kind of shit.” Which is definitely true. So Miles divorced the model half his age, and this song, recorded a few years later in 1973, was her sweet revenge. It’s just oh so nasty, that voice of hers mean as a bass line, her persona a bitches’ brew of sex, funk, and soul.
8. What a Man – Linda Lyndell
You may recognize “What a Man” as the basis for the 1993 hit by Salt-N-Pepa and En Vogue. If you don’t, so much the better, because this 1968 Stax single far outshines the cheesy pop-rap mess it spawned. Still, Cheryl L. Keyes, author of the impressively titled article “Empowering Self, Making Choices, Creating Spaces: Black Female Identity via Rap Music Performance” (Journal of American Folklore, Summer 2000), calls the latter version “celebratory” and notes, rather stiffly, that “Salt-N-Pepa praise their significant others in the areas of friendship, romance, and parenting.” How nice. What Keyes fails to note, and what is perhaps ironic considering her paper’s focus, is that the original song was by a white woman crooning on one of the country’s most famous black labels. How’s that for empowerment? How’s that for creating space? Well, anyway, I just think it’s interesting. More interesting, anyway, and certainly less frightening, than seeing S-N-P do their “thang” on “Live with Regis and Kelly.” Ewww.
9. Shoop – Salt-N-Pepa
Don’t mean to hate on Salt-N-Pepa—although they were the butt of a particularly funny joke in Baby Mama (a joke, it should be acknowledged, that implied only white squares like myself even listen to them anymore). So I’ll admit that I’ve always loved this song. I’m not proud.
10. Kham Kham – Chérif Mbaw
Mbaw is a Senegalese singer, via Paris, who has toured with Amadou & Mariam and Tracy Chapman. He’s often compared to a young Youssou N’Dour, whose Etoile de Dakar revolutionized West African music back in the ’70s and ’80s. Such compliments can be a mixed blessing, of course, as this review suggests. Still, this is great, soulful stuff.
11. Born Feeling – Sara Tavares
Speaking of which, here is Sara Tavares. A Portuguese singer whose parents are Cape Verdean immigrants, she started out playing African-American funk and soul but has since come back to her African roots. Hmmm . . . Portugal, Africa, America . . . that hits pretty much all the points of the West African slave trade, the hub of which was Cape Verde. Tavares isn’t obsessed with history, though. “I’d rather stand at the beginning of a new tradition of music of the diaspora,” she says on her website, “of young African immigrants in Europe who don't only look back.”
12. Them There Eyes – Billie Holiday
This is one of Holiday’s classics, from 1939. The Village Voice describes it best:
With “Them There Eyes,” Billie lays on the rap: flirting with the boy who thinks he is taking the lead. She is by turns first-crush girlish (listen to the pouty way she sings, “My heart is jumpin’, you started something”) and wise in the ways of lovemaking: her “Aw baby!” and “You better watch out” are enough to make the sexual novice tremble with temptation, trepidation, and curiosity. She builds tension with the fast-paced “Ifellinlovewithyouthefirsttime-Ilookedinto” and then releases it with the prolonged “Them . . . there eyes.” The signs of the Lady to come are all there: perfect diction, a drop-dead sense of rhythm, behind-the-beat phrasing.
I would only argue that the Lady was not “to come” at this point. She was already there.
13. Come Pick Me Up – Ryan Adams
“I wrote this today. It probably sucks.” Blah blah blah. Whatever, Ryan.
14. Good Taste Tip (No. 2) – The Shangri-Las
The lady says, “Don’t be disappointed that it’s not an expensive bauble or the perfume you’ve been hoping for.” What? Bauble? I love how Mary wraps that Queens accent of hers around the word, but what does bauble mean? Merriam-Webster to the rescue: a trinket, something of trifling appeal. An “expensive” bauble would therefore seem unlikely, but not impossible. Anyway, it turns out that the word was more popular in Shakespeare’s time. A “fool’s bauble,” for instance, was a short stick with a head ornamented with asses’ ears, as in the old proverb, “If every fool should wear a bauble, fewel would be dear.” In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio sneers at how “this driveling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole,” a line that set critics like Henry Thomas Buckle abuzz: “The bauble used by fools was a phallus.” Oh my! Wait a minute . . . the Shangri-Las are dirty!
15. Si tu reviens chez moi – Les 5 Gentlemen
This is bootleg French freakbeat (courtesy of Aquarium Drunkard) and it reeks of full-on rock ’n’ roll desperation. Which, of course, is what makes it so scarily compelling.
16. Sparkle and Shine – Steve Earle
We saw Steve Earle in Charlottesville a few weeks ago, and he performed with his new wife Allison Moorer, who, let’s face it, is as hot as Earle is not. So I don’t blame him for writing this bauble in her honor, although it reminds me a bit of Lyle Lovett’s “I Love Everybody” [Mp3]. After Julia Roberts, Lovett was never quite the same. I wish better on Earle, who has always lived on the knife’s edge. I Feel Alright was perhaps his best album, and it couldn’t be further away from I Love Everybody.
17. Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
We’ve been watching a lot of Bette Davis lately—All About Eve; Now, Voyager!; Jezebel—so I understand now what I didn’t get when this song was first a hit: that Bette Davis eyes are real, something to fear, covet, and respect. (In my opinion, the world needs more Bette Davises and Tallulah Bankheads.) What we have here is an acoustic update, but Carnes took the original to No. 1 in 1981, where it perched for nine weeks, becoming the year’s top song and the second most popular single of the entire decade behind (god help us) Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical.” Okay, Carnes’ wasn’t actually the original. That honor goes to a 1974 recording by Jackie DeShannon, a singer-songwriter who played in a blues band with Ry Cooder and toured with Van Morrison. She’s good people, in other words. (“When You Walk into the Room” [Mp3] is from 1964.)
18. Both Sides Now – Allison Moorer
I’ve never listened to much Joni Mitchell, so when Moorer performed this the other night, it was new to me. The lyrics are haunting and beautiful (no surprise) and Moorer must have sung them well enough for me to notice and remember. Still, her voice is big; it’s built for full-throated gospel-country shouters and not this fey folkie stuff. “Total crap” is how our neighbor put it. “I just walked out and got some gelato.” I wouldn’t go that far, but I do prefer Miss Fortune (“Hey Jezebel” [Mp3]).
19. Dickhead – Kate Nash
Nash is a Dublin-born Lily Allen knockoff who (also) sings in a knockoff Cockney accent and has been referred to as “a slutty Regina Spektor.” Which is all fine. I just like how she plays this so straight.
20. Didn’t I (Blow Your Mind This Time) – The Delfonics
The Delfonics were a soul band from Philly that won a Grammy for this one in 1970. You might have thought that when New Kids on the Block charted with it in 1986 [Mp3] that would have killed the song dead forever. But Quentin Tarantino is something of a Resurrection Man (“Oh father, I should so like to be one when I’m quite growed up!”), making the song a clever point of reference in the unlikely romance between Jackie Brown (Pam Grier) and her bail bondsman Max Cherry (played by the criminally underappreciated Robert Forster).
21. You Were on My Mind – Jay & The Americans
This one started out in the hands of Ian & Sylvia [Mp3] (ick, honestly), became a huge hit in 1965 for the otherwise forgettable We Five (see them perform it on television), and finally found a decent home with Jay & The Americans, a pop vocal group about which there is little to say that’s interesting. Still, their rendition sounds like a perfect, shiny, unthreatening piece of ’60s art deco. Turn it up and scream, “I got troubles, oh-oh-oh, I got worries, oh-oh-oh!” and no more troubles, no more worries shall ye have.
22. Sweet Sue, Just You – The Mills Brothers
Speaking of great vocal groups, the Mills Brothers sang most of their instruments, too. (But I’ve already said that.)
23. Dinah (Take 2) – Thelonious Monk
Bix Beiderbecke once said he never played a solo the same way twice because he never felt the same way twice. “That’s what I love about jazz,” he said. “I don’t know what’s going to happen next. Do you?” Here’s a classic example of the improvisatory mindset, with Monk digging in to “Dinah” a second time and coming up with something different.
24. Us – Regina Spektor
Spektor, meet Shelley and Baudelaire . . .
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust.
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert.
We’re living in a den of thieves,
Rummaging for answers in the pages.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Et l’homme impatient se change en bête fauve.
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